[Hoodstarr]

ok this is what happening,

my parents are out with family friends, and theyll be back any minute so i need your help

see, i volunteer on my sister's softball team (im 22 the girls are 15)

and whatever, i met this girl, her name is Alison, and were going out for a while. We have a lot in common, and sometimes i help her with homework. i helped her with her english essay and she still got a D... this is because her teacher is a prick... anywayz

so she came over like an hour ago, and i really want to lose my virginity, so i ask her to have sex

"no no i cant, its not right" she said, but i told her "dont worry, i know what im doing, ill be done in like 10 seconds, plus ill give you 2 n64 games if you say yes."

So then I gave her Diddy Kong Racing and Ken Griffy Jr. Baseball and we went up to my room. she is a bit confused and scared.

then i think to myself- yo i need lube, right? cuz i heard other people saying you need to lube up her clit otherwise it wont fit in properly.

ok so i have no lube, but i really want to lose my virginity, so i grab some butter from the fridge, but its cold and it wont melt, so i microwaved it for 8 minutes and i put it in a glass and poured it on her cooter, and now shes saying i burned it.

i dont know what to do, my parents are going to be back any minute and shes crying in the bathroom plz help you guys are really smart please help me.

any idea how to shut her up? should i give her another n64 game?

[Stefzortje]

Dude, that's horrible xD. Anyway i think u got ur ass kicked already cuz im posting like 8 minutes later the u did.
Go to her home perhaps ? get out of the house at all cost. Evade people that might help unless it's getting to the edge of like serious badly. (You dont want them to call the girl's parents AND your parent's would ya?) if it gets to the worst point just get to a medical station explain what happend theill understand.

Also, im afraid the way u wrote it would also mean u could be sued by the family of the girl due to your 18 + shes 15. That's illegal cause "She isnt able yet to decide not to or to have sex, due to her hormone's that arent fully grown " if u see what i mean. Man ur in ****in trouble!

[GNoob]

this better be ajoke.

if not imnever talking to you again..

BUTTER?
n64 games?

btw, you're 17, maybe 18 by now.

gg

[Egg]

I was going to say, 15, 22, n64, butter, oh shit.

[FreshChronic]

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO das funny tell her to go wash it out

[supernovav]

Are you ****ING kidding me man butter..8mins...you could have at least put it in for less.

Its been 2 hours since you posted...so what happened.

Hope your not in trouble...

[frate]

You ****ing idiot!
You gave away DIDDY MOTHER****ING KONG RACING?

[riot]

haha

Copy and pasta?

[Strange]

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[kill1nu]

oh man ur prob screwed good luck with that hood